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Me on the phone.

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

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instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
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